dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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