Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We had to coat check the pizza.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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