i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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