The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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