Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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