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• (512): View more from Texas

  Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice

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• (315): View more from New York

  How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos

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• (716): View more from New York

  We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.

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