I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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