she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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