My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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