Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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