these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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