We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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