We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Another day, another engagement, another cat
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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