I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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