We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
