I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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