I wish I only lived at night.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
did you just send me my own nude
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
