She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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