Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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