You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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