i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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