Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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