Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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