My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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