You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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