I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You surviving the open bar?
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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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