I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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