if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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