North Korea, Best Korea!
I bet he comes in French.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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