is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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