i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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