if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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