she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The air was thick with penises
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
