I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
