oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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