can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
please come you make the beer taste better
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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