he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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