VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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