We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think my moral compass just broke
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