the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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