If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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