your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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