Three words: puerto rican gang bang
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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