Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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