yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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