You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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