I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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