What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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