Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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