Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
