How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Boobs speak an international language.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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