did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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