We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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