some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Pooping to opera.
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