I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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