goodnight i made you a song goodbye
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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