we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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